Yo Mama Jokes

By Yakacha on 12:45 PM

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If you are looking for funny yo mama jokes, then you came to right place. This Page Provides You Some of the Best and new funny Yo Mama Jokes that i am sure will make you laugh. Enjoy these good and hillarious yo mama jokes.
• Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
• Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
• Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
• Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
• Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
• Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
• Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
• Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
• Yo mama's so poor, when I walked in and asked "Whats for Dinner?" She pulled out a shotgun and said "Next person that moves!"
• Yo mama's so short, she drowned in a puddle.
• Yo hair is so curly, it looks like some of your mom's pubic hair got caught on your head when you were born!
• Your momma so stupid she would use a spiked mace as a pillow.
• yo mama’s like a television, even a 2 year old could turn her on!
• Yo' Mama's So Fat whenever she goes swimming in the ocean, baby whales can be seen nursing on her breasts.
• Yo' Mama's So Fat when she sites around the house, she REALLY sits around the house
• Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
• Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
I hope you enjoyed these hillarious and best popular yo mama jokes.

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