• Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?

1st Child: I came here for a blood test.

2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying profusely.

The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?

2nd Child: I came for a urine test !
• Maa ne apni beti se poocha, "How your married life is going on?"
Beti ne sharmate huye kaha,"It was just like the advertisement of British airways"
Jab mother ne advertisement dekhi to woh shock ho gayi : 7 days a week , twice a day , both ways.
• Santa sardar and banta sardar was talking two each other. Santa sardar asks banta sardar - What is diffrence between
1. Girlfriend
2. Lover
3. Wife
4. Stepny

Banta sardar said that the answer is very very simple
1. Prepaid
2. Lifetime
3. Postpaid
4. Coinbooth
• Ek baar ek aadmi ke paas ek haathi hota hai. Wo haathi kuch bhi nahi bolta. Haathi kaa malik pareshan ho jata ki yeh haathi kkuch bolta kyo nahi. Haathi ka malik bahut koshish karta hai par haathi phir nhi kuck mahi bolta.
Ab haathi ka malik ek Competetion rakhta hai ki jo bhi is haathi ke muh se awaaz nikal wayega, use ek lakh rupees ka inaam diya jayega. Bahut log koshish karte hai, par koi bhi haathi ke muh se awaaz nahi nikal wa pata.
Itne me Santa sardar waha pahuch jata hai. Woh haathi ke peeche jata hai, uski pooch uthata hai aur uska land pakad ke jor se daba deta hai aur tab haathi jor se cheekh marta hai. Santa sardar 1 lakh ka inaam leke waha se chal deta hai.
Kuch mahino baad haathi ka malik phir ek pratiyogita rakhta hai ki jo bhi haathi ke muh se ha aur na ki awaaz nikalwayega, use 2 lakh ka inaam diya jayega. Sab log koshish karte hai, par koi bhi haarthi ke meu se ha aur na nahi nikal pata.
Itne me phir se waha santa sardar pahuch jata hai. Wo haathi ke muh ke saamne jata hai aur kehta hai:
Santa sardar : Pehchadayee merte (Did you recognise me)
Haathi : Haaaaaa
Santa Sardar : Waiyaa Pichhe (Should i go your backside)
Haathi : Naaaaaaa

Santa sardar 2 lakh rupees leke chala jata hai.