New Dumb Blonde Jokes

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This page is full of hilarious dumb blonde jokes. here you can find best And Funniest New Domb Blonde Jokes. I hope you enjoy these ultimate blonde jokes.
• Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
• Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!
• Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
• Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
• Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
• Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
• Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
• There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
• Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
• Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?
A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.
• Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.
• Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
• Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
I hope you enjoyed these really funny and good blonde jokes.

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